Hollyweirdo – Celebrity News and Gossip

There’s nothing like a great summer comedy, and “Horrible Bosses” brought the laughs at its Los Angeles premiere tonight (June 30).

Big names like Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman showed up at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre to promote the flick, due to hit theaters on July 8th.

Also in the house were fellow castmates including Jamie Foxx, Julie Bowen, Jason Sudeikis and the lovely Lindsay Sloane.

Meanwhile, a handful of Tinseltown stars were also in attendance at the red carpet event, as Jennifer Love Hewitt, a pregnant Alyssa Milano, Jenna Elfman and Chelsea Handler all made appearances.

As for the Seth Gordon directed film, “Horrible Bosses” is about “three friends who conspire to murder their awful bosses when they realize they are standing in the way of their happiness.”

Following in the footsteps of Sandra Bullock, Denise Richards adopted (what my former editor Stacey once dubbed) a ‘revenge baby’, which is a little baby that you love and cherish out of the goodness of your heart and just to spite your evil worm of an ex. Maybe I’m reading too far into it, you say? Well, consider this: Denise named her newly adopted baby girl after The Plaza Hotel New York’s suite Eloise which Charlie Sheen destroyed after he thought a pornstar stole his watch (on a major drug binge) while his two daughters, Sam and Lola, were just across the hall with his ex-wife.

The actress, 40, just adopted a baby girl domestically, her rep tells People magazine. “Eloise Joni Richards is named after Denise’s mom (Joni), and Denise and her daughters Sami and Lola chose the name Eloise,” the rep says. “Denise and Eloise’s big sisters couldn’t be happier and feel incredibly blessed.” SOURCE

Okay, I take it back: His wife didn’t name the baby Eloise because she hates him; HIS DAUGHTERS DID. His tiny little daughters, who probably don’t even understand how sex works, but could accurately put two and two together to figure out that daddy is a washed-up, drug-addicted misogynist loser and decided to name their baby sister Eloise just to fuck with him. Holy crap, those girls are the greatest kids ever. “Hey Dad, remember that time you wrecked a hotel because you got high and thought you got robbed by a pornstar? Because we do and we will never fucking forgive you for it. Here’s your shame manifested, motherfucker.”

Presumably after realizing that in the real world, you can’t just crap out babies and expect them to raise themselves while people throw money at you because you can’t say no to not being pregnant all the goddamn time, Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman gave an interview to In Touch magazine where she admitted that she hated her kids, called them animals, then said that she wishes she never had them because apparently, it was either that or setting one of them on fire in order to get the attention of child services and she ran out of matches.

‘I hate the babies, they disgust me,’ she told In Touch magazine. ‘My older six are animals, getting more and more out of control, because I have no time to properly discipline them.’ In a picture taken by the magazine, one child is seen eating dry-wall in her run-down home. Suleman says that her dream of having a big family has now turned into her worst nightmare as she struggles to take care of her huge family. ‘Obviously I love them – but I absolutely wish I had not had them,’ she said. SOURCE

I’m sure I’m going to catch some flack for saying this, but this is what happens when people start glorifying extreme child birth. I said EXTREME child birth. If someone sits down, realizes they are fully capable of raising a child and agrees to do so? That’s great. If someone sits down, says “My life is empty. FILL IT WITH BABIES!” then proceeds to shit out children like a broken slot machine despite having no way of caring for one, no less FOURTEEN CHILDREN, the kids need to be taken away and that person needs to be locked up for child endangerment.

Looking to cool off on a hot summer day, Shia LaBeouf and new girlfriend Karolyn Pho were spotted grabbing smoothies at in Sherman Oaks, CA on Thursday (June 30).

The “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” stud and his 22-year-old lady friend hit up a Robeks and looked none too pleased as they exited to find the paparazzi waiting for them.

The smoothie run comes as Shia celebrates the fact that his most recent flick, “Transformers: Dark of the Moon,” grossed $37.2 million on Wednesday (June 29) in its first full day of showing, giving it the best-opening day gross of 2011.

So far, “Dark of the Moon” has pulled ahead of the first “Transformers,” but is behind “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,” which grossed $62 million in its first day.

When Lindsay Lohan was still confined to her home for house arrest, she made the comment that when she gets out, alcohol will have no place in her life. Except for her hands, of course.

Apparently, last night, Lindsay wasted no time in hitting up the bar scene. It was her first real night of freedom, so she ventured out of her Venice home to the Lexington Social House. She said yesterday that she hadn’t planned on going anywhere, because she was afraid to go out.

Surely, she’s not used to the glare of the paparazzi’s many cameras flashing in her face. But we see her statement for what it is. A ploy to try and throw off the snappers so she could get her drink on.

So basically, Lindsay was giving us all a bunch of lip service, because she doesn’t actually mean what she says. TMZ reports on the drunken madness:

As she walked out with friends including “Into the Wild” star Emile Hirsch and “Nikita’s” Lyndsy Fonseca, the flashes went wild — causing Lindsay to block her face and nearly fall over on the curb as one photog shouted “She’s drunk!”

I guess that was only a matter of time, wasn’t it?

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